This is Tumnus. This photo was taken was taken when he was still a cute little baby. Now that he is all grown up, he is no longer the cute little goat he once was. He is pure evil. In fact, he kills people. That’s right, kills people. I once saw him rob a guy for money to support his sweet feed habit. Another time I saw him car jack a woman to go and buy beer. He got about 50 yards down the road before he ran into a ditch and hit a tree. You see goats can’t drive stick. Nor can they read. If they could, I wouldn’t be writing this post ( he “don’t like no snitches” ).